xxredwoodxx:

itznarcotic:

memeclassheroes:

super-lazer-piss:

Happy anniversary to the time my mom ran into the living room because I was yelling and this was on screen

andhumanslovedstories:

destielementary-my-dear-watson:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

A real rough one for Scurvy

Here’s an evening update to prove she is beautiful

Just so you know, I showed this addition to the person who took the photo, and she has been giggling and frankly cooing about it for a solid 5 minutes

interruptingkau:

Ebay listing pictures remain an untapped well of fantastic images

redrook:

brunhiddensmusings:

sassytail:

vympr:

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i’m losing my mind @ this thread……historie……

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward

like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated

he then revealed that the original xbox logo…

is a sourdough boule

rice-pudding-slaps:

cherumie:

what if a rat said cheesus christ

for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo

eternalgirlscout:

eternalgirlscout:

the whole world would have ended if katara hadn’t gotten incoherently, righteously enraged with her brother and THAT’S the power of the cain instinct

thefirstpaleontologist:

momir:

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

dynamic-dynasty:

It’s true though.

connanro:

oodblood:

kronosa113:

pupppylover:

Director Brad Bird talks about how they came up with the name for “Ratatouille” 

He’s so great

why does this sound like a mcelroy bit

it’s

FRENCH

it’s

FOOD

and it has

RAT

in it

billiam-spockspeare:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

karissathesocialist:

lawbreaker13:

aaronexplainsitall:

that-twink-over-there:

jover2013:

peony-peachh:

lambrini-socialism:

themorbidmedic:

evangeline-elena:

aubscares:

fun fact:

The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

so casual i love it

a sleepover with jc and the boys

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

Another fun fact:

The Last Supper was actually a Passover Seder which means by the time they broke the food out, these guys were likely already drunk out of their minds.

Drunk Jesus: guys take this bread

Drunk Jesus: it’s me

more like matzoh since there is no bread on passover

JC in an Italian accent: take this matzoh, it’s a-me-ah

soldierwinters:

#GREATESTAFTERCREDITSEVER

buttpoems:

anarchosurfism:

what a legend

if he can do it, we all can, kings